The UK Posse Strikes Again!!! Screw you BU
For everyone who doesnt know, we at UK pulled the ultimate joke on T-mac Boner and Timothy Sauer as well as most everyone else. For those who didnt know there was a nice rumor floating around about Bunz bashing some girl. HA HA HA how funny is that. Anyone who knows ryan knows that this is the most unlikely story becasue he DISLIKES julie more then anyone else on campus. We just did this to Tim b/c he a deusche and the word gullible is written on the wall. Don't you all learn anything at Bellarmine besides ass fucking 101. Heres the convo Tim just had with "Julie", what a dumbass or as Joel says Fucking Dumbass.
-Steven
-Ryan
-J.C. Nault
Juliz567: Hi, is this Tim
N0t0ri0usT: yes it is
Juliz567: Juliz567: Hey Steven
Sb81155: Hey will you talk to Tim for me
Juliz567: Why
Sb81155: I dunno, he just wants to talk to you
N0t0ri0usT: weird
N0t0ri0usT: thats steve for ya
Juliz567: What? did you not want to talk to me because if not I can leave you alone
N0t0ri0usT: no
Juliz567: Ok, what did you need to talk about then?
N0t0ri0usT: i didnt need to talk to you but i have no problem talking to u
Juliz567: Oh ok, so why didn't you come up here this past weekend?
N0t0ri0usT: how was that party friday
N0t0ri0usT: b/c i went to a bellarmine party
N0t0ri0usT: it was supposed to be better than it was
N0t0ri0usT: im coming up to uk in 2 weeks though
Juliz567: It wasn't that bad. I didn't plan on drinking but I ended drinking a little too much
N0t0ri0usT: thats no good
N0t0ri0usT: did u get sick
Juliz567: Not really, but I had trouble getting up on Saturday morning
N0t0ri0usT: how come
Juliz567: Umm, I really had too much to drink on Friday night and then Ryan helped me get back to the dorms because Steven was a drunken idiot who left earlier then us and didn't wait when Ryan asked him too
N0t0ri0usT: was ryan pretty trashed
N0t0ri0usT: brb
Juliz567: no, he seemed ok to me, its not like he had any trouble getting....i mean he was ok
N0t0ri0usT: im back had to say goodbye to my grandparents
Juliz567: oh ok thats understandable
N0t0ri0usT: who all did u hang out with at assumption
Juliz567: i know Amber Petter
N0t0ri0usT: u and her pals??
Juliz567: I also hung out with my roommate Sarah, but she went to Holy Rosary
Juliz567: So are Steven, Ryan, and you good friends from Trinity
N0t0ri0usT: yeah
N0t0ri0usT: we bonded senior year
N0t0ri0usT: the trinity brotherhood
Juliz567: thats cool, I really wish you would've been here Friday night. You had a nice voice on the phone
N0t0ri0usT: i bet
N0t0ri0usT: how long have u and ryan and steven been friends
Juliz567: Umm. I'm really not friends with them. They just hang out with the other guys on the 3rd floor
N0t0ri0usT: ohhh
Juliz567: Please don't tell them I said that. It would really mess things up
N0t0ri0usT: yeah cause i was up there a few times last semester and never met u
Juliz567: Tim, honestly why did you want to talk to me?
N0t0ri0usT: honestly
N0t0ri0usT: i heard things
Juliz567: OMG!!! What kind of things
N0t0ri0usT: u have to understand dierson is one of my best friends
N0t0ri0usT: heres the thing: i dont know any details or anything like that
Juliz567: I understand, but what did you hear?!?!
N0t0ri0usT: i heard things got out of hand
N0t0ri0usT: and i know that its bothering him
N0t0ri0usT: like weighing on his mind
N0t0ri0usT: not like ur a bad person type bother just and awkward situation bother
Juliz567: What do you mean? I know what happened Friday night and if you're asking if I regret it....My answer is No
N0t0ri0usT: im not asking that, im saying that ryan just doesnt know what to think of it all
Juliz567: Well, I find him attractive and so sweet but I wish it could've lasted longer if you know what i mean
N0t0ri0usT: i dont know what u mean
Juliz567: I mean hes a nice guy but I wish it were nice everywhere else. I feel so bad about saying that but its true
N0t0ri0usT: what???
Juliz567: He's not like my boyfriend John but Ryan knows how to work it well with what he has got
N0t0ri0usT: ur kidding
Juliz567: I know
N0t0ri0usT: is this really julie
Juliz567: Yes, why?
Juliz567: Would you like me to leave you alone
N0t0ri0usT: no
N0t0ri0usT: that whole penis thing just surprised me
Juliz567: Maybe I shouldn't have said anything but I needed to tell someone and i didnt want it to be a girl for obvious reasons
N0t0ri0usT: hmmm
Juliz567: well, I guess I'm gonna go now
N0t0ri0usT: what u gotta do
Juliz567: I think I may go downstairs
N0t0ri0usT: visit ryan
N0t0ri0usT: he just got back from his meeting
Juliz567: I figure me and him need to talk it out.
N0t0ri0usT: yeah
N0t0ri0usT: probably a good thing
Juliz567: What do you think I should say about it, because I really like him
N0t0ri0usT: hes not comfortable talking about it right now
N0t0ri0usT: i can tell hes stressed
N0t0ri0usT: hes gonna go grab something to eat
Juliz567: How do you know?
N0t0ri0usT: steven called my cell
N0t0ri0usT: and then ryan walked back from his frat meeting and talked to me on the phonwe
Juliz567: Did he not want to talk to me?
N0t0ri0usT: from what i can gather its not u its just the situation
N0t0ri0usT: he doesnt know what to say about it
Juliz567: But should I give up on him?
N0t0ri0usT: im in no position to offer advice on that
N0t0ri0usT: i dont know how he feels aboutu
Juliz567: Will you please call and talk to him
N0t0ri0usT: hes gonna call me after he eats dinner
Juliz567: Ok well I've gotta go
N0t0ri0usT: alright hope u work things out
Juliz567: I'm gonna go talk to him. He better not be mean to me though, so you better thell him that
N0t0ri0usT: hes gone from his room
N0t0ri0usT: hes prob at whatever the cafeteria area is called
Juliz567: Oh the Commons
N0t0ri0usT: the commons or whatever
Juliz567: Well, I mean he took my virginity the day before John came down. i mean he wasnt happy about that
Juliz567: I think next time he's in town he's gonna go find ryan
Juliz567: I really have to go though
N0t0ri0usT: alright
N0t0ri0usT: bye
Juliz567: I'm gonna go find him